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were like pretends to write down* buy a money clip, engraved question mark? you go home to your parents "hey dad can i have a silver money clip with a $50 bill in it please? dont worry, im only going yo chuck it into the gutter and run away at the first sign of trouble. You put a $50 bill in the money clip then when a guy flashes a blade you go "you want my money go get it!" pretends to throw clip And the teachers would be like "write that down".
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Okay you can get these at any haberdashery. So heres what you do, you kids go out and get yourself a money clip. What do you do? you go fumbling for your wallet and you go fumbling for your wallet, well in that split second, thats when hes going to stab you. chicago accent Lets say a guy pulls a knife on you to mug you. Hey maybe that eight year old with the ****** Allidan wallet that only has blank photo laminate pages in it will be able to help. You know what amugger thinks "man i need cash for drugs right now. *back to normal voice* You remember the scourge of mugging when you were in the second and third grade. You put a $50 bill in the money clip then when a guy flashes a blade you go "y back to normal voicetreet Smarts! *chicago accent* Lets say a guy pulls a knife of you to mug you.
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Hey maybe that eight year old with the ******* Allidan wallet that only has blank photo laminate pages in it will be able to help. Street Smarts! *chicago accent* Lets say a guy pulls a knife of you to mug you.